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happy-avocado:

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kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u 

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i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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9 am

orange juice and xanax bars

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shadio:

fkatwigs:

kylie jenner made a 30 second long video about her new years resolution and it is probably the funniest thing i have ever watched

my resolution

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trapcard:

ALIENS ARE REAL AND THE GOVERNMENT IS USING THE EXCUSE OF IT WAS A  MISSILE TEST TO COVER IT U-

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accurate description of being on your period

*gets mad over something little*
everyone: “why you even mad?”
mind: “yeah why you even tripping. It’s not even a big deal.”
body: “nah fuck that I’m pissed.”

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